Friday, March 27, 2009

Night Shift Funny

We have a registry nurse here tonight named Mark. I knew him from other hospitals and he's a pretty funny guy. Well, he's been talking about his upcoming EHarmony date tonight (and he can't work!).

Mark was feeding a baby who had a particularly rough delivery. It was a face presentation and had a large abrasion on his forhead. I commented to Mark that it looked pretty nasty and that the baby had been "hit in the face with a vagina".

Without missing a beat, Mark replied that he "hopes to suffer the same fate tonight".

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